Saturday, 30 June 2012

Sinful Sunday: The photography assistant

It's been a while since I've had someone help me take photos of myself and it has opened up the opportunity for me to try new poses rather than replying on a 10 second timer.

I'm tempted to tell you the story behind the picture, but for now, I'm going to be a tease and leave you in suspense.



Sinful Sunday

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Pleasurists Edition 180




Image courtesy of Bzzingbee


Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product contests, giveways, and sex toy reviews that were posted and submitted approximately between June 10th and June 24th. If you like what you see consider following the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates on further editions.

Did you miss edition 179? Read it all here. Do you have a review for edition 181? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday June 17th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time.

*Pleasurists also accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

Giveaways & Contests:


Editor:

Quyn Fenix

Adult Product Reviews:

Vibrators


Dildos


Anal Toys


Sleeves, Rings, & etc.


Harnesses


Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.


BDSM/Fetish


Adult Books & Games


Adult DVDs & Porn


Lingerie


Miscellaneous



Pleasurists adult product review round-up

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Wooden Toy Warning

Today has been one of those days where I tested a toy and it ended badly.

The coating from a wooden toy I used wore away after one use. 

Check out my video about it HERE

Monday, 25 June 2012

Traveling.


This week has involved a lot of travelling. First to Bath, then to Birmingham, and finally home. After a lovely conversation on Friday evening, someone requested a link to my sex machine bag as they wanted to see how it looked... well I thought I’d do something even better and get some new pictures of my dream bag. 


I decided to go on another little trip and found a local steam train to travel on. I took my bag with me and settled peacefully into one of the carriages. 


I came to my destination, and, got off with my bag.


I found the signal mans box and asked if I could place it in front of his tools. He strangely said ‘Why yes Madame! Do you wish for me to show you how everything works too?’

 I replied 'Why, yes please!'


Toy with me Tuesday

Toy with me Tuesday #2


Welcome back to another edition of Toy with me Tuesday.

After a successful first week, I am really excited to see what you’ll all come up with this time round. So get your cameras ready, dig out your favourite toys, get those whips cracking and those shutters snapping!

 I’ve always liked to take creative pictures of sex toys, but sometimes there isn’t a place to share them. There are only so many pictures one can use within each individual review. So I’ve decided to come up with Toy with me Tuesday where we can share more awesome sex toy pictures. Also, the great thing about Toy with me Tuesday is that it’s not just open to reviewers, anyone is free to take part as long as they follow the guidelines

Toy with me Tuesday is about getting creative with your artistic side and taking pictures of your sex toy collection. It’s a bit of weekly fun, but make sure you read up on the guidelines before entering. Once you have posted your Toy with me Tuesday blog entry, link to it below using the link tool. Do not link to your home page or a review, it has to specifically link to your Toy with me Tuesday post. If you have any problems feel free to contact me via email: the_nymphomaniac_ness@hotmail.co.uk 
If you are on twitter it’ll be great if you tweet your entry and use hashtag #ToyWithMeTuesday 

Please make sure to check out other people’s posts and comment – you never know, you might find some inspiration for your next entry. 


Toy with me Tuesday

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Coquette Darque Wet Look Pencil Skirt


The Darque Wetlook Highwaisted Skirt is a glamorous accompaniment to either a fashionista style top or frivolous bra. The skirt is a mid calf length pencil skirt and is truly beautiful. I was fortunate to be sent this skirt to review, and over the past few weeks I have readily become entranced by the whole Coquette Darque range.


The skirt arrived in a clear plastic bag with a coat hanger. The product is exceptionally well made and hasn’t got any visible faults. The Nylon and Spandex material is very lightweight and has a lovely glossy sheen to it. The material is clingy, meaning it will show the shape of some underwear, so I recommend either wearing none, or something seamless. As the skirt clings to your body it seems to smooth out any undesired lumps and bumps, and the glossy material accentuates your figure. I received the skirt in a size small which is meant to be a UK 6-8. The waistband is elasticised and measures from 24 inches, stretching up to approximately 32 inches. The skirt is 28 inches in length, which might be too long for some, but seems the perfect length for me. At the back there is a slit, making the skirt manageable to wear while walking in heels. The skirt is hand wash only, but the skirts exterior is easy to wipe clean.



The skirt is an almost perfect fit on me. I tend to average around a UK size 8 and didn’t experience any problems fitting into the skirt. When the skirt is sat around my waist it falls past my knees and sits halfway down my calves. I love how the slit at the back shows off the back of my knees – normally this is an area I pay little attention to, but the skirt highlights it perfectly. My only qualm with the skirt is that I would prefer the waist band to be about an inch smaller; however, due to my hip size and height the rest of the skirt fits perfectly.


Overall, I love this skirt. It’s acceptable for everyday wear, and looks über sophisticated when teamed with a white shirt, Cuban heeled stockings, and stilettos. I also love how it highlights my waist and other areas. It’s a super sexy addition to my wardrobe.





Thank you to UberKinky for sending me this skirt for my review. You can purchase the skirt, here.

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Lia Pleaser 1

This month California Exotics sent me the Lia Pleaser 1 to review. The Lia Pleaser 1 is a silicone toy. It has a resemblance to a tentacle toy, with ring grooves running down the top and underside of the toy’s ‘sensually, uniquely curved’ body. The toy claims to offer ‘Extreme Power’, so I wondered whether or not it lived up to the packaging claims.




The toy arrives in a clear box with various bits of text printed onto it in a feminine manner. On the back you’ll find a labelled diagram of the toy, pointing out key product features. The Lia Pleaser 1 is a waterproof silicone toy, powered by two AA batteries which are meant to offer 10 extremely powerful functions, controlled via two ‘EZ’ touch buttons.


The toy is 9 inches in length with 6.5 inches of insertable shaft. The head of the toy is bulbous with a mild pin-point tip. The shaft gently curves round and slowly expands from a minimum of 3.25 inches to a maximum of 4.75 inches girth. On the toy you’ll find two rows of three raised tentacle sucker-like rings for added stimulation. The toy’s shaft is reasonably flexible, with some plushiness to the shaft, coated with luxury velvet-like silicone. There is a slight manufacturing seam running around the product, which is noticeable during use particularly in the centre of the raised rings. Separating the shaft and the base of the toy is a silver plastic ring, which gives the toy an appearance similar to a luxury branded item. Sadly right at the bottom you’ll find the CE stamp printed in white; I understand that it has to be on the toy, but the high contrast white seems to cheapen the toy’s appearance. The battery cap is a water proof twist lock, with a hole running through it. On the battery cap you’ll find two push buttons, placed on opposite sides. These aren’t positioned in the best place, as the on/off button is where I naturally want to rest my thumb, and the function button is where my index finger would normally lie, meaning that I’d often change settings unintentionally. 

The toy’s vibrations are focused mostly at the tip of the toy and don’t travel through the silicone too well. The vibrations are an ok strength and are very buzzy, but I wouldn’t say they offered the ‘extreme power’ the packaging laid claims to. The vibrator is exceptionally loud even when used on its lowest setting.



When using the toy I needed a small amount of additional lubrication, as I found the seamline slightly uncomfortable. However, insertion of the toy was simple, due to its tapered tip and slowly expanding girth. As the bulbous tip entered my vagina I could easily notice the change in size. The first rings, situated on the top and bottom of the toy, both offered noticeable texture play as they rubbed against my vaginal walls. I found I was able to insert more of the toy with ease, and was still able to gain pleasure from the sensations offered by the raised textures. No matter how I tried positioning the toy and which motion I used it in, the shaft wasn’t able to offer any stimulation to either my A-spot or G-spot. I found the vibrations far too weak to induce even a mild orgasm. However, I found the textures pleasurable when I wasn’t being put off by the mild manufacturing mould line.

The toy’s tapered tip works ok for clitoral stimulation, but again, although the vibrations are mostly felt here, they weren’t strong enough for me to orgasm.


When cleaning the toy, make sure you pay a little extra attention while washing around the raised rings, as dirt can get trapped around them. Also, the hole found by the buttons in the base may need additional attention too. Other than that, the silicone can be submerged and cleaned in water with your standard antibacterial wash.


Overall, the Lia Pleaser 1 is a bit of a disappointment. I want to like it, as it does offer some interesting textured sensations, but even these are let down by the manufacturing mould line. It’s a shame, as the silicone really is lovely too. The shape doesn’t really offer much to be desired, and even when backed up with the vibrations I still feel like I’m missing out on something. Due to this, I’m not sure if I’d recommend the LiaPleaser to anyone. You never know though, the shape might be just what you’re looking for.


Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Yes For Lov Intimate Moisturising Lubricant


After trying a sample sachet of the Yes For Lov Intimate Moisturising Lubricant, I was impressed with its miscibility and wanted to try more. The Yes For Lov lubricant is probably the most expensive lube I’ve lathered over my intimate parts, retailing at over £20 for a 100ml bottle. Luckily, Vibrator Kingdom was kind enough to send me a bottle to sample, so I could see if I really did like the lubricant as much as I first thought. 

Yes For Lov arrives in a white cardboard box with gold and black text printed onto it. The box does state that it is a lubricant, however it looks very tasteful, and I doubt anyone who saw it from a distance would bat an eye lid. Inside the box you’ll find the lubricant in a tube, and an information booklet about the product. The tube the lubricant arrives in reminds me of something you’d get moisturising cream in, and could quite happily be left out without looking too suspicious.


The Yes For Lov Lubricant claims to be a skin safe lubricant containing no hypoallergenics, parabens, allergens, mineral oils, or silicone, and has been gynaecologist-tested. However, while reading through the ingredients I was slightly surprised to find that the lubricant contained glycerine, as this can upset some people’s PH balance. The product claims that glycerine has lubricating properties, and then goes on to reassure the user that due to the correct dosage used within the product, it should help aid in moisturising tissues, and compensate for insufficiencies within your natural vaginal fluids. The lubricant also contains hyaluronic acid, which is meant to have anti-wrinkle properties – yes, I’m always worried about the wrinkliness of my vaginal tissue – and this probably explains why this particular lubricant is so expensive. Apparently hyaluronic acid has hydrating qualities, and helps maintain viscosity when mixed with other fluids. Aloe Vera has been added to the product due to its tissue repairing merits, and its ability to increase the longevity of the lubricating properties. 

Ingredients: AQUA (WATER/EAU), GLYCERIN, PROPANEDIOL, ALOE BARBADENSIS LEAF, HYDROXYETHYLCELLULOSE, ALLANTOIN, SODIUM POLYACRYLATE, SODIUM HYALURONATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, TROMETHAMINE.


The lubricant is virtually scent free, and only has a mild sweet taste, which isn’t overly off putting. The consistency of the lubricant reminds me of my natural vaginal lubrication, what with how stringy it appears when stretched between two fingers. However, the lubricant stretches and spreads a lot further than my own natural moistures. The lubricant is clear with a medium thickness.


When using the lubricant I found it mixed very well with my natural moistures and didn’t cause any irritation. My main problem with the lubricant is that it’s far too easy to use too much; you only need a very small smidge due to how sleek it is, but the tube allows you to dispense too much far too easily.  The lubricant, when mixed with natural fluids, lasts a long time and is easily reactivated with saliva if needed. When using the lubricant on dry skin it was absorbed almost completely, leaving my flesh feeling refreshingly moisturised, and it didn’t leave any stickiness or greasy sheen. The lubricant hasn’t upset either my skin or my vaginal PH balance, unlike some I’ve tried that contain glycerine. When using the lubricant anally, it works ok, but personally I would’ve preferred its consistency to be slightly thicker.


Overall, I do like the Yes For Lov lubricant; it seems to mix exceptionally well with my vaginal fluids. I just wish the dispenser for it was better, as I can see me getting through the lubricant very rapidly, and completely unintentionally, because it is very easy to use too much at once, and I feel that this is very bad, especially when you consider its price tag.



Thank you to Vibrator Kingdom for sending me this lubricant for my review. You can purchase it, here.

Monday, 18 June 2012

Toy with me Tuesday: Tidal Phases

So, I was taking a walk down the beach with my sex toys - as you do. The weather was rather bleak, but the sea was bubbling away. I came across a rock pool, where the tide was occasionally lapping over its rocky lip. There was a small cluster of rocks perfect for wedging a toy between. So it resulted in me place one of my tentacle dildos in between them, and I just waited for the tide to wash over the toy.



Toy with me Tuesday

Toy with me Tuesday #1

Welcome to the first ever Toy with me Tuesday. I’ve always liked to take creative pictures of sex toys, but sometimes there isn’t a place to share them. There are only so many pictures one can use within each individual review. So I’ve decided to come up with Toy with me Tuesday where we can share more awesome sex toy pictures. Also, the great thing about Toy with me Tuesday is that it’s not just open to reviewers, anyone is free to take part as long as they follow the guidelines


Toy with me Tuesday is about getting creative with your artistic side and taking pictures of your sex toy collection. It’s a bit of weekly fun, but make sure you read up on the guidelines before entering. Once you have posted your Toy with me Tuesday blog entry, link to it below using the link tool. Do not link to your home page or a review, it has to specifically link to your Toy with me Tuesday post. If you have any problems feel free to contact me via email: the_nymphomaniac_ness@hotmail.co.uk 
If you are on twitter it’ll be great if you tweet your entry and use hashtag #ToyWithMeTuesday 


Please make sure to check out other people’s posts and comment – you never know, you might find some inspiration for your next entry. 


Toy with me Tuesday

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Coquette Darque Wet Look Bra Dress with Corset Back


Upon seeing the Coquette Darque Wet Look Bra Dress withCorset Back, I knew I had to own it. Prior to purchase I was a bit uncertain as to whether or not the moulded push-up bra cups would fit my A/B sized breasts, but due to the corset style back this has to be one of the best fitting pieces of lingerie I own. Actually it’s probably the best fitting dress I own, and I would happily wear it out on a sinfully sultry evening.


The dress arrives in a clear bag, with a hanger supplied – the hanger breaks easily though, so you’re better off using your own when storing the dress. The dress arrives virtually crease free, and once on any minor creasing smoothes out instantly. The fabric is exceptional quality and the stitching is strong. Overall I’m thoroughly impressed by the quality of the product. However, unfortunately the dress can be damaged easily by rough finger nails, leaving a whitish scratch mark on its surface.


I chose the dress in a size small, UK 6-8. My size varies from brand to brand, often averaging around a UK size 8. After loosening the back of the dress I wiggled into it. The wet look fabric can be a bit of a challenge to put on as it clings to your body, but once on I found it was a near perfect fit. It should also easily fit someone who is a bit smaller or bigger in size. The shoulder straps are adjustable via buckle straps – unlike some lingerie where buckles are purely aesthetic. Combined with the adjustable corset backing, I was able to adjust the padded cups to fit my tiny boobs perfectly. More astonishingly, the unwired moulded cups give me the appearance of cleavage, which is pretty unusual for my small bust. I’m certain that the cups would comfortably accommodate someone up to maybe around a D cup, thanks to how adjustable the back and straps are. I found that due to my bust size I wasn’t able to flash as much flesh through the corset lacing as I might’ve liked, but I was still able to show off some of my flesh contrasting with the lacing. The cups appear rather big, but offer a nice amount of support. The rest of the dress fitted smoothly against my body and didn’t crumple at all. The dress is a lot longer than I had expected, and stopped just around my knees. At the back there is a slight slit, which not only gives a sexy glimpse of your thighs, but also makes moving around in the dress comfortable, even when wearing the most fiendishly high heels.


The Coquette Darque Wet Look Bra Dress with Corset Back is probably one of my all time favourite dresses. I love how it fits, its quality, how sexy it looks, and how much of a confidence boost it gives me when I wear it. It truly is a stunning dress, which helps bring out my sophisticated dominant side.


I purchased this dress from Lovehoney here.

Saturday, 16 June 2012

Sinful Sunday: *Swoop*



I grasped my first intimate crop at the age of 16. I had turned up to college clad in leather... a leather full length coat, leather gloves, a corset skirt, and a sex positive attitude. An exceptionally close friend commented on my appearance and remarked timidly about how militant I looked. Heck, I was domineering naturally, I was being me... but after the sight comment on how I actually appeared dominant, I desired more. During the designated lunch break I took two close friends shopping with me. We all stepped bashfully into a horse riding shop. I spent the foreseeing hour chatting with the owner about crops and safety. Eventually I purchased a fibreglass and leather crop for £6 – it’s still my best riding crop and has last throughout the years. I and my two male friends proceeded to make our way to out desired destination. We ended up within a graveyard, where lots of crop whipping occurred.


A side-note: the graveyard featured within these pictures is the same graveyard where I took the virginity of a vampire when I was 17 – I’ll dig out the PVC thigh highs I wore back then for another Sinful Sunday. I'll get some more pictures of the actual graveyard at some point.


Also, look, I’m wearing my Venus FlyTrap necklace I won in a Sinful Sunday comp. Thank you muchly, it works very well with my dress. It’s been put through a lot already and I really like how easy it is to clean... as it’s already been soaked in my lovers cum a few times.


Sinful Sunday
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